A circus owner runs an advert ‘lion tamer wanted’ and two people showed up......

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous  brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties

The circus owner tells  them, I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. 

He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."

Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun.  Who wants to try out first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the cage. 

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.

As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her
 
beautiful, perfect naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks,
 
sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
 
continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes,
 
then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!!

He says "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The old golfer replies, "Possibly...but you've got
 to get that lion out of there first."



As a couple approaches the altar, the groom tells his wife-to-be, "Honey, I've got something to confess: I'm a golf nut, and every chance I get, I'll be playing golf!"

"Since we're being honest," replies the bride, "I have to tell you that I'm a hooker."

The groom replies, "That's okay, honey. You just need to learn to keep your head down and your left arm straight!"



A pretty pathetic golfer was getting frustrated with his lousy game and began blaming his mistakes on his experienced caddie.

As the round came to an end, the golfer said, "You have to be the worst caddie in the whole wide world."

To which the caddie replied, "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."